200 Hilarious Lime Puns and Jokes That Will Zest Up Your Day

If you think citrus fruits are just for cocktails and guacamole, think again! Limes have a zest for humor that’s just waiting to be squeezed out. I mean, who knew that such a small fruit could pack a punch of laughter?

Whether you’re a pun aficionado or just someone who enjoys a good chuckle, lime puns are sure to brighten your day—like a ray of sunshine on a hot summer afternoon.

Funny lime puns and jokes

Limes pack a punch of humor just like they pack flavor. Their zesty vibes inspire a bounty of puns that’ll make you giggle and maybe even groan. Here’s a list of 50 lime puns and jokes that’ll surely zest up your day.

1. I’m feeling lime-tastic today!
2. That joke was a bit tart, don’t you think?
3. It’s tough getting past my lime time.
4. Life is sweet, but limes add the zing!
5. Let’s pear up and make some lime-ade!
6. When life gives you limes, embrace the zest!
7. Got a lime? Let’s make it a party!
8. Don’t lime me down, I want to have fun!
9. What do you call a lime who tells jokes? A pun-derful fruit!
10. I’m not trying to be sour, just lime-nifying the truth.
11. I’m kind of a big dill when it comes to limes.
12. Feeling emotionally zest-y today!
13. Is that a lime in your pocket? Or are you just happy to see me?
14. I’m going out on a lime here.
15. That’s the zest idea I’ve ever heard!
16. Why did the lime stop drinking? It couldn’t find its citrus!
17. You’re the lime to my coconut!
18. I’ve lost my zest for life… can I borrow yours?
19. My lime just got more exciting!
20. I’m on a roll with these lime puns!
21. I can’t keep calm, I’m just too limey.
22. It’s time to margarita a little!
23. What did the lime say to the lemon? “You’re one sour fellow!”
24. How do limes celebrate? With a zest-acular party!
25. How do we start a lime convention? We zest up the invite!
26. Are you feeling fine or just a little lime-miserable?
27. Did you hear about the lime race? It was a real zesty showdown!
28. Don’t worry, be lime!
29. What do limes wear to impress? Their zest outfits!
30. I’m zesting you a lot right now.
31. I tried to write a book on limes, but it was just a bit too tart!
32. Let’s twist and shout, lime style!
33. That’s how we roll—lime edition!
34. You can’t squeeze by here without some lime humor!
35. Just lime things up a little!
36. I’m not citrus-ized if you don’t lime with me!
37. I’m in a committed zest-tionship.
38. This pun’s gonna make you lime with laughter!
39. Why are limes so smart? Because they’re always squeezing the juice out of life!
40. What’s a lime’s favorite music? Zesty tunes!
41. You’re my favorite fruit to juice!
42. That’s lime-lighting at its best!
43. That conversation was a little citrusy.
44. Can I get a lime 5-star rating?
45. When life is sour, let’s lime it up!
46. I’m warming up to these lime puns—feels good!
47. A lime a day keeps the boredom away!
48. What did one lime say to another? “You’re feeling zest-y today!”
49. These puns are the zest, don’t you agree?
50. Let’s squeeze every drop of fun out of this!

Lime pun one-liners

1. I’m so glad to see you—you’re the zest and best!
2. When life gives you limes, make margaritas!
3. I lime you a lot!
4. Citrus fruits might not make you feel better, but limes are a-peeling!
5. I’m feeling a little sour today, but I’ll be lime-light soon!
6. Don’t be bitter, just lime the way you are!
7. Lime your way into my heart!
8. You’ve got to lime it to believe it!
9. Squeeze the day; lime it to the fullest!
10. I can be a little zesty at times—just like my limes!
11. Feeling green? That’s just my lime vibe!
12. Please don’t take my limes; it’s un-peel-able!
13. What’s a lime’s favorite workout? Squats—because they always want to get juicy!
14. Lime for laughter—why not?
15. I’m simply the zest around!
16. Your jokes are so good, they’re un-lime-ited!
17. Be sure to lime your friends—they’re priceless!
18. I’m in a pickle and I need some lime!
19. You’re one in a lime!
20. Let’s have a lime-light party!
21. This party is lime-tastic!
22. Don’t get lime out of shape!
23. I’ll be lime-ing my best to cheer you up!
24. Why did the lime break up with the lemon? It found someone zestier!
25. Don’t worry, be zesty!
26. I can’t find my limes—it’s un-lime-ited storage!
27. Every day’s a good day to lime it up a notch!
28. Limes are the zest repairmen for a boring day!
29. You’re so zest-a-licious!
30. When you’re down, just remember to lime and shine!
31. No need to be a sourpuss—lime it up!
32. How do limes stay up to date? They read the lime-charts!
33. Want to be friends? Just lime me!
34. I’m the zest of the best at puns!
35. Lime is the key to my heart!
36. It’s lime to brighten someone’s day!
37. Why did the lime go to school? To get a little zest-ucated!
38. I don’t always tell lime puns, but when I do, I zest!
39. Lime-tastic moments are the best!
40. Could you be any more lime-sational?
41. I peel, therefore I am—wonder where my limes are?
42. Feeling limes-olated? Let’s zest together!
43. A lime walks into a bar and orders a drink—talk about a citrus challenge!
44. Feeling down? Just add some lime and sparkle!
45. Go ahead, be the lime-light of the party!
46. Why do limes prefer to keep it low-key? They fear being over-squeezed!
47. I’ve got a lot of lime-spiration today!
48. Life’s too short to not lime it up!
49. Stay cool and lime on!
50. I’m zest-ing for a good laugh!

Cute lime puns

Here’s a zesty collection of lime puns that’ll make you smile like a lime in a fruit basket. These playful one-liners mix humor with a little citrus twist. Let’s dive into the pun-derful world of limes with these 50 delightful quips!

1. When life gives you limes, make margaritas!
2. I’m feeling a little lime-light today!
3. What’s a lime’s favorite exercise? Zest-ercise!
4. I’m on a roll, like a lime on a taco.
5. Stop trying to make lime happen; it’s not going to happen!
6. My lime’s got a zest for life!
7. You’re one in a lime!
8. I’m zesting up my life one lime at a time!
9. Don’t worry, be lime!
10. A lime a day keeps the boredom away!
11. You know what’s un-peel-ievably great? Limes!
12. I feel a-peeling every time I see a lime!
13. We’re like two limes in a cocktail, perfectly mixed!
14. Life can be sour, so squeeze the lime!
15. This party is lime-azing; let’s get zesty!
16. Lime is my spirit fruit!
17. I’m here for a good time, not a long lime!
18. Don’t worry; I’ve got a lime for that!
19. It’s always lime somewhere!
20. I’m just in it for the lime-berries!
21. I’ve got the zest of the zest!
22. That’s a lime of a good deal!
23. Who needs drama when you’ve got lime?
24. Lime love is the zest type of love!
25. Let’s taco ’bout how great limes are!
26. I’m feeling so lime-possible today!
27. You’re zest-tacular!
28. Who turned the lime on the dance floor?
29. No lime, no gain!
30. Squeeze the day with lime!
31. All you need is love… and a lime!
32. Let’s get zesty and lime-y!
33. This might get a little lime-ted!
34. I’m just trying to keep things citrus-tically balanced!
35. Total lime-out situation!
36. Don’t get caught in the lime-light!
37. Lime chasers are the best friends!
38. All the cool limes are hanging out together!
39. So many limes, so little time!
40. Lime-flavored adventures await!
41. Make every day lime-credible!
42. I see the limes; I’m grapefruit-ing it right!
43. Forever on a lime-stone mission!
44. Keep it fruity, keep it lime-y!
45. It’s a lime of great flavor!
46. Don’t rush; take it lime by lime!
47. I’m feeling good, lime-ly good!
48. Start every day with a lime-spirational quote!
49. When life hands you limes, make lime-aid!
50. Here’s to the sweet life, lime after lime!

Lime puns for Instagram captions

1. When life gives you limes, make margaritas.
2. I’m feeling zesty today!
3. Limes: the citrus to my heart.
4. I’ve got a lime for adventure!
5. You’re my lime in shining armor.
6. Lime yours, always!
7. Squeeze the day!
8. Just a lime of the times.
9. Life’s a party—let’s lime it up!
10. I’m not sour, just a little limey.
11. Feeling fine like a lime.
12. Taking things one lime at a time.
13. Go loco for lime!
14. A good friend is worth a lime!
15. Citrus vibes only.
16. Don’t worry, be zesty!
17. Just a zest of sunshine.
18. Lime you a lot!
19. Spice up your life, lime style!
20. Here’s to squeezing out the fun!
21. Limes and sunshine make everything fine.
22. Keep calm and love limes.
23. Zest is best, so I’m making the most of it!
24. Lime me up before you go-go!
25. Having a lime-tastic day!
26. Go ahead and zest it up!
27. You squeeze me right round, baby!
28. Feeling zesty in every way!
29. Lime light, camera, action!
30. Citrus is my superpower!
31. Keep it zesty, friends.
32. Life’s too short not to zest it up!
33. Limeade is my love language.
34. Squeeze the day, I say!
35. Let’s make it a lime kind of night!
36. Bringing zest back in style!
37. Lime on, shine on!
38. Sippin’ on some lime goodness!
39. Citrus dreams and limes on the stream.
40. I’m just here for the lime and the shine!
41. Lime a little, laugh a lot.
42. Slice, squeeze, smile, repeat.
43. I’m totally lime-pressed!
44. Feelin’ fine and lime!
45. Zesty vibes are the best vibes.
46. Lime in the sky with diamonds.
47. This is how I roll—lime and all!
48. Lime-tastic moments ahead!
49. Zest it like you mean it!
50. Can’t stop, won’t stop the lime fun!

Conclusion

Who knew a little green fruit could pack such a punch? Limes might be small but they’ve got a big personality and even bigger potential for puns. Whether you’re trying to impress your friends or just brighten your own day a bit there’s no shortage of lime-inspired humor to squeeze out.

So the next time life hands you limes don’t just make margaritas—make some puns too. After all laughter is the best garnish for any occasion. I’ll be over here zesting up my life one pun at a time. Cheers to that!