Lemon Puns

Lemons are the zesty little fruits that add a splash of sunshine to our lives. But did you know they’re also the perfect ingredient for a good laugh? That’s right! Lemon puns are the citrusy gems that can brighten even the sourest days.

Whether you’re feeling a bit tart or just looking to squeeze some humor into your conversations, these puns are sure to make you smile.

Funny lemon puns and jokes

Lemons aren’t just about adding a splash of flavor. They can also add a hearty dose of laughter! Here’s a collection of 50 lemon puns that’ll zest up your day and make everyone around you pucker with laughter.

  1. If life gives you lemons, make lemonade… then find someone whose life gave them vodka.
  2. Lemon you see me, lemon you don’t!
  3. You’re one in a melon… Wait, that’s a different fruit.
  4. What did the lemon say to the lime? “You’re a bit tangy for my taste!”
  5. I’m feeling so lemony fresh today!
  6. When life hands you lemons, squeeze ‘em in life’s eyes.
  7. I’m not a bad person; I just have a zest for sour things.
  8. Citrus fruits make great storytellers; they always have a zest for it!
  9. Lemons are always up for a good punderful time.
  10. This lemon has a lot of pith to it; it’s really a-peeling!
  11. Don’t worry, be zesty!
  12. I zested the recipe, but it didn’t turn out very citrusy.
  13. Put your best lemon forward!
  14. Lemons make great detectives; they’re always looking for the sour truth.
  15. Why did the lemon break up with the lime? It found someone a bit sweeter!
  16. If you’re feeling sour, just squeeze it out!
  17. You’ve got that lemon-charming smile!
  18. Life’s tough, but so is a lemon!
  19. Lemons can’t sing, but they can sure make a sour note!
  20. Feeling lemoncited about this party!
  21. I’ve got a zest for adventure!
  22. Lemons work hard for their juice; they really squeeze out the flavor.
  23. Don’t be afraid to peel back the layers of life!
  24. Lemonade is just a citrusy way of looking at life!
  25. When life gets tough, just lemon it up!
  26. I’m a real citrus enthusiast, zest and all!
  27. What’s a lemon’s favorite game? Squash!
  28. Don’t be citrus-ly negative; there’s always a juice angle!
  29. Sour lemons get all the attention; sweet lemonade gets the cheers!
  30. Don’t worry; be zesty. It’s the lemon way!
  31. Whipped cream on a lemon pie? That’s a citrusy dream!
  32. A lemon a day keeps the frowns away!
  33. Why did the lemon break its diet? It was too hard to squeeze!
  34. I’m feeling lemon-tastic today!
  35. Lemons do yoga because they want to stay zen and balanced.
  36. Citrus fruits make the best comedians; they know how to deliver a punchline!
  37. Your jokes are making me feel a bit tart!
  38. My love for you is lemon-credible.
  39. Why did the lemon cross the road? To get to the zest side!
  40. I fell for you like a lemon falls off a tree!
  41. These puns are really the zest of the bunch!
  42. Roses are red, lemons are sour; I’m feeling zesty every hour!
  43. The lemon said, “I’m puckerin’ up for you!”
  44. Why did the lemon join the band? For the zest of it!
  45. I’m grapeful for all the lemon puns!
  46. When a lemon gets an idea, it’s a zest of brilliance!
  47. I make no lemon-ology mistakes.
  48. I’ve got the zest for life, and I won’t let anyone peel it away!
  49. You can’t squeeze all the good out of life, but you can sure lemon it up!
  50. Life’s too short to be anything but lemony!

These lemon puns really squeeze out a laugh! Next time you’re feeling sour, just try these out.

Lemon pun one-liners

  1. When life gives you lemons, just yell, “Squeezed to meet you!”
  2. I thought about going on an all-lemon diet, but it didn’t zest up my life.
  3. Lemons may not solve all your problems, but they’ll sure add some flavor.
  4. Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a lemon.
  5. A lemon a day keeps the bad vibes away!
  6. Don’t be sour; just let the lemonade flow.
  7. Lemons are great at keeping secrets; they’re always zestfully quiet.
  8. If you think you’re too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a lemon on your pillow!
  9. Never trust someone who doesn’t like lemons; they’re probably a little sour.
  10. Life’s like a lemon: sometimes you need to squeeze it to get the juice.
  11. Lemon trees can’t stand each other; they always seem to root for their own.
  12. Lemonade is just a little lemonade in a glass of sunshine.
  13. I told my lemon tree to stop whining, but it just kept pouting.
  14. I made a lot of lemonade last summer—it was a bit of a squeeze!
  15. Lemons are like my friends; they’re great at lifting me up when I’m feeling down.
  16. I told my friends about my lemon obsession; they think I’m a little zest crazy.
  17. If life gives you lemons, just remember, you might be the lemon’s favorite.
  18. You can’t make an omelet without breaking a few lemons.
  19. Looks like that lemon got juiced out of the situation!
  20. My car wouldn’t start; it was in a bit of a lemon state.
  21. Lemons in the kitchen? You’re just asking for a zestful adventure.
  22. If life’s a beach, I’ll take a lemon at the shore any day!
  23. I tried to lighten my mood with lemonade. It had the right zest, but still felt so sour.
  24. Lemons: nature’s way of saying “Add some drama.”
  25. I never met a lemon I didn’t like; they’re all just lovely fellows.
  26. Lemons can’t compete with oranges; there’s just too much zest between them.
  27. Why do lemons always get invited to parties? Because they brighten things up!
  28. Lemons want to mint new friends; they’re just that refreshing!
  29. Squeeze the day with a little lemonade energy!
  30. Lemons make terrible secret agents; they always spill the juice.
  31. I told my friend to relish the lemons; he said, “I prefer mine as lemonade.”
  32. Even a lemon can shine in the right light!
  33. My citrus friends always have a zest for life.
  34. Lemons just wanna have fun and avoid the sourpusses.
  35. When in doubt, add more lemons; they know the drill!
  36. Sipping lemonade while reading? That’s a zestful combination!
  37. The lemon learned to dance; it finally found its groove.
  38. I’m just hanging around with my lemon crew, trying to stay zesty.
  39. I asked a lemon for dating advice; it just said, “Be yourself—nice and tart.”
  40. Lemons are gooood psychologists; they know how to zest things up!
  41. I couldn’t find any lemons, so I took a different zest.
  42. DIY lemon cocktails: easy to mix, joy to sip.
  43. Lemons in pajamas look extremely citrusy cozy.
  44. Patience is the key when it comes to making lemon meringue pie.
  45. Spice up your life; add a little lemon enthusiasm!
  46. Lemons are like friends; the more you squeeze, the sweeter they get.
  47. I wanted a lemon cake, but ended up with a sour loaf.
  48. There’s no lemon life; just scratch the surface, and sweetness appears!
  49. I watched a lemon in the refrigerator; it seemed so chill!
  50. I might be a lemon, but I’m still ready for my next zestful adventure!

Cute lemon puns

  1. When life gives you lemons, make a zest for adventure.
  2. I’m feeling sour today, but I’m ready to turn things around!
  3. You’re the zest thing that’s ever happened to me.
  4. Citrus got my heart racing!
  5. Life’s a picnic – just bring the lemonade.
  6. I’m in a juice mood today!
  7. Lemons may be sour, but their puns are sweet.
  8. You’re the lemon to my meringue!
  9. I’m not sour; I’m just being citrus-ically honest.
  10. I love you a whole bunch, like a basket of lemons.
  11. Be like a lemon and always look on the bright side.
  12. Citrus fruits always have the best zest!
  13. Don’t worry, lemon green is the new black.
  14. Lemon jokes always bring out my inner peeler.
  15. Squeeze the day and make it fabulous!
  16. I’m feeling zest-tastic!
  17. That pun was a-peeling!
  18. You make my heart skip a beet… or a lemon.
  19. I’m a little zesty today; let’s go have some fun!
  20. Lemonade vibes only from here on out.
  21. Trouble always seems to lemon around.
  22. Citrus you later, alligator!
  23. I’m zesting my stress away!
  24. Squeeze the day and let laughter shine!
  25. Don’t be a sourpuss – join the lemon party!
  26. I’m feeling fresh like a lemon in the sun.
  27. A lemon a day keeps the bad vibes away!
  28. You’re one in a lemon!
  29. Puns make life zestier!
  30. Lemons are the fruit that just keeps on giving.
  31. I’m on a roll; call me a lemon croissant!
  32. Hop on the zest express – it’s time for fun!
  33. Don’t mind me; I’m just a lemon in a smoothie world.
  34. Squeeze life for all its juicy goodness.
  35. I’m totally zesting for success!
  36. Do you smell that? It’s a zest of positivity!
  37. Just lemon it go and embrace the fun!
  38. I’ve gotta go; I’m in a lemon of a hurry!
  39. You’re my main squeeze!
  40. Life is full of twists and turns, so keep it zesty!
  41. I’ll be there with lemonades on ice.
  42. Keep calm and get your lemon fix.
  43. When puns are good, they’re lemon-ade!
  44. Don’t forget to zest it up!
  45. Lime? Nah, I prefer my life lemony fresh!
  46. Can I get a “zest” in the comments?
  47. Lemon vibes only!
  48. You’re the squeeze that makes everything better.
  49. Happiness is a glass of lemonade – hold the bitterness!

Lemon puns for Instagram captions

  1. When life hands you lemons, make lemonade and call it a day!
  2. I’m feeling zesty today!
  3. You’re one in a melon, but I like lemons better!
  4. It’s a lemon-squeezy kind of day.
  5. Squeeze the day and make it citrusy!
  6. I’m just a lemon looking for my squeeze.
  7. Don’t be so sour; life’s too sweet!
  8. Lemonade is my happy place!
  9. Juice it up, buttercup!
  10. The zest is yet to come!
  11. You’re the zest part of my life!
  12. Time to make some lemon-ade!
  13. I’m feeling zesty and fresh!
  14. Lemons are my sunshine on a cloudy day.
  15. You’re my lemon drop in this crazy world!
  16. Citrus friends make the best memories!
  17. Lime and lemons, I can’t choose!
  18. Sippin’ on sunshine and lemonade!
  19. A little bit of lemon goes a long way.
  20. I’ve got that summer lemon vibe!
  21. Don’t put all your eggs in one lemon basket!
  22. Lime or lemon? Why choose at all?
  23. Lemon lovers unite!
  24. Zest friends forever!
  25. Sour moods can always turn sweet!
  26. Feeling as bright as a lemon in the sun!
  27. My life’s a little better with some lemon flavor!
  28. The zest is yet to come — keep smiling!
  29. Lemons remind me to stay fresh!
  30. Let’s get zesty together!
  31. I’m on a lemonade diet — just kidding, I love all the flavors!
  32. Citrus vibes only!
  33. Who needs a therapist when you’ve got lemons?
  34. Gimme a squeeze and let’s get juicy!
  35. Pucker up, buttercup!
  36. Lemons might be sour, but they bring sweetness to life!
  37. I’m living my best lemon life!
  38. Just like lemon meringue, I’m full of surprises!
  39. I’m feeling extra tart today!
  40. Keep calm and squeeze on!
  41. No lemon left behind!
  42. Sweet and sour — just like life!
  43. I’m zesting for a friend!
  44. You’re my squeeze; I’m your lemon!
  45. Don’t be a sourpuss, find your zest!
  46. Lemons: the life of the party since forever!
  47. I’m all about that zesty life!
  48. Never underestimate the power of lemons!
  49. Citrus kisses and lemon wishes!
  50. If you think I’m a little bit wacky, just squeeze me!

Conclusion

Lemon puns are the perfect way to squeeze a little humor into your life. Whether you’re sharing a laugh with friends or trying to brighten someone’s day these zesty quips are sure to do the trick.

Next time life hands you lemons don’t just make lemonade—make a pun or two! After all laughter is the best garnish for any sour situation. So go ahead and let your inner punster shine. Who knew something so tart could bring so much joy? Now let’s get out there and spread the lemony love one pun at a time!